10) Who needs expensive toys. An old shoe or if you are like Diego somebody's sock will do just fine. It can even come out of the laundry basket
9) You spend hours just smelling stuff
8) No one expects you to buy lunch or dinner. You don't have to worry about table manners and if you put on a lot of weight, well it really is someone else's fault
7) Every garbage can looks like a cold buffet to you
6) It doesn't take much to make you happy. You are always excited to see the same old people. All they have to do is leave the room for five minutes and then come back
5) If it itches, you can reach it. And no matter where it itches, no one will be offended if you scratch it in public
4) No one notices if you have hair growing in weird places as you get older.
3) Personal Hygiene is a blast. No-one expects you to take a bath everyday and someone combs your hair for you
2) Having a wet runny nose is considered healthy
1) No one thinks less of you for passing gas. Some people even think its cute
Diego puts on his warm red coat and loves his walk down the Meewasin Trail
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