
Once upon a time in a land called Canada and an area known as Parliament Hill, an interesting story began to develop. The land was governed by Sir Stephen, in this land they called him Prime Minister not King, and his band of supporters numbering about 143. For this little story, we shall refer to him as King Stephen. ( I think politicians like that anyway) Having 143 loyal followers to assist him was a good thing for King Stephen, except that his opponents numbered about 163 and thus if they all banded together they could push King Stephen from his throne. That was not good and neither was the fact that in the previous year or so, King Stephen and his followers were not able to accomplish much and anything they did accomplish was only because some of the opponents helped King Stephen out.
The opponents were an interesting bunch. The villian and scoundrel was a fellow named Sir Michael from a far off land. Things were relatively peaceful in the land known as Parliament Hill until Sir Michael of Ignatieff returned, got rid of the leader of the group and coronated himself. Sir Michael had been gone from the land for a long time but now he was back and he wanted power in the worst way. He had many bad things to say about King Stephen and tried to convince the people of the land that despite the fact that he had deserted them three decades ago, he was now back and, like Moses, would lead the people to the promised land. It took Moses
forty years and Sir Michael felt thirty some years of being gone was pretty close.
Sir Michael and his group number about 77.
Another opponent was Sir Gilles of Duceppe. Now Sir Gilles was an interesting man.
Kind of quiet deadly quiet. He led a group, 49 in all, that wanted to
separate from the Kingdom and form a kingdom of their own. They were known as the
Bloc and sometimes, less than affectionately, were known as the Bloc Heads.
Sir Gilles and the Bloc Heads were really only interested in things that improved their Kingdom. Depending on how the wind was blowing they might support King Stephen or they might not. You just never really knew. One thing everyone knew.
Sir Gilles sure liked the money that the Kingdom handed out. He just wanted to have his own little Kingdom and all the money and perks from the Big Kingdom as well.
The third opponent was led by Sir Jack of Layton and were sometimes referred to as
the Laytonhoods. Similiar to Robin Hood of old, Sir Jack LaytonHood wanted to take from the rich and give to the poor. Sir Jack had always been a staunch opponent of King Steven and yet a funny thing began to happen.
Just when it looked like the scoundrel Sir Michael, assisted by the separatist Sir Gilles, were about to defeat King Steven, well can you guess who came to the rescue?
It was Sir Jack and his merry band of 37 who said "King Steven, we will lend the support of our merry men to you and thus together we shall defeat Sir Michael and
Sir Gilles and your Kingdom shall survive. Wow what a turnabout. How could this have happened? Many theories have been put forth and someday historians will record it all in a book, much like Robin Hood, for all to decide and debate.
Sir Jack of Laytonhood says the people of the Kingdom do not want a new leader at this time. So King Stephen shall stay. Many scribes said Sir Jack felt the Kingdom could not afford to dispose of King Stephen and then go through all the expense of finding another King. And what if after all the expense and smoke had cleared and King
Stephen was back again and back with still not enough members to defeat his three
opponents. In other words what if nothing changed and we had to do this all over
again. That would be terrible for the Kingdom.
But then another theory began to emerge. A couple of fellows, an Angus Reid and a
Harris-Decima, began talking to people throughout the land of Parliament Hill and beyond. The began to whisper stories about strong support for King Stephen,
less support for Sir Michael, about the same support for Sir Gilles and even less support for Sir Jack of Layton. In fact it was rumoured that King Stephen might be back with even more support than Sir Michael, Sir Gilles, and Sir Jack all put together. It was even whispered that King Stephen might be able to do an
effective job of governing the Kingdom and put all this turmoil behind for at least four years. And most surprising of allthe things these Reid and Decima fellows said, was that Sir Jack of Laytonhood might lose many of his supporters and perhaps even lose his role of leading his little band. Could that be? Could Sir Jack be supporting King Stephen because of his own ulterior motives? No, no, it couldn't possibly be.
That would ruin a perfectly good Canadian fairy tale.





























