The Tiger Woods Christmas Story

Twas the night before Thanksgiving and out of the house,
Tiger Woods came a flyin, chased by his spouse,
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
Cause a bimbo's phone number was on his Blackberry,
Tiger been cheatin on Elin, and the story progressed
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed
He'd been cheatin with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cory
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
Tiger's sad sordid tale was all over the news.
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex
When not in their pants, he was sendin them texts
Despite all his cryin and beggin and pleadin
Tigers wife went investin - a new home in Sweden
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade
IF YOU'RE GETTIN LAID, THEN I'M GETTIN PAID
She's not pouting, if fact, she is of good cheer
He pre-nup made Christmas come early this year

Cold Weather

I just get so angry when my vehicles won't start in the morning !

Christmas Giving

With the football season out of the way and the ground turned to white from the first major snowfall of the year, one's attention can now be turned to Christmas. I borrow this reading and theme from a devotional booklet called Our Daily Bread.
I thought it was too good not to pass along. It reads:
Having trouble selecting that perfect gift for someone? Here are a few suggestions.
The gift of listening
No interrupting. No planning your response. Just listen
The gift of affection
Be generous with appropriate hugs, kisses and pats on the back
The gift of laughter
Sharing funning stories and jokes. Your gift says I love to laugh with you
The gift of a written note
Expressing in a brief hand written note your affection and appreciation of someone you love
The gift of a compliment
Sincerely saying "You look great today" or "You are special" can mean so much and change someone's day.